Dear Young Lady Whom I Sat Beside At The Theater:
Kindly do not give me that derisive look when I stole your purse-seat at a PACKED THEATRE. I understand I came in a little late and might have ruined your concentration momentarily, and perhaps I laughed at some jokes no one else seemed to get (*cough*Holmes/Watson*cough*) and occasionally caught on to the humor a little sooner than the rest of the theatre, but
really. It was packed. You don't get a purse-seat when it's packed. Especially when you're in the best viewing area.
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Dear Young Lady Who Served Me At the Concession:
I would have felt badly about the fact that you gave me too much change, as I myself once worked the concession at a theater, and I appreciate the fact that you're working a minimum wage job I imagine you care absolutely nothing about.
However, I feel that when the line is as long as it was - and it was the longest I have ever seen it - you should kindly hurry just a
tiny bit, if you would. Acknowledge the fact that you work at a
theater, and thus everyone's on a deadline, one that probably didn't include waiting
twenty minutes in the concession line.
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Dear University:
I understand that it's important you make sure people owing money don't go about signing up for classes and whatnot, but it's
$40. $40 for a useless group of cleaning ladies, I think. Not sure if that's actually what it was for, though. $40 I literally
cannot pay until the 4th, and considering classes start on the 5th, is
incredibly inconvenient.
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Dear Robert Downey Jr.:
Congratulations on gaining your second potentially successful full-on franchise. I applaud you, sir.
P.S. I would marry you, if you asked.
Edit:
Dear Roommate:
Would it kill you to turn off a light once in a while? And I don't mean the main light - which I leave on purposefully, and you seem incapable of turning
on, even when you're in there - and in which we are capable of replacing the light bulbs, but the
bathroom light, which we must call HUB to replace, and the
microwave, which I don't even
know how to replace.
Also, yelling "Surprise!" when you come home
three days early from your
two week trip when you NEVER HAD THE DECENCY TO TEXT ME YOU WERE does not make it all right, or any less annoying.